Total Medals Earned: 548 (From 119 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,810 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/280 points)
Reach the moon!
Fly past mars!
Explore saturns rings!
Take a close look at jupiter!
Get at least one bunny into deep space!
Collect at least $2250 in one single flight!
Get at least 5 bunnies into deep space!
Collect a grand total of at least $32500 in one complete game!
Get a grand score of at least 675.000 !
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
You made coffee with suger.
^__^
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 8/20 (110/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Get a 3x multikill
Get a 4x multikill
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Collect 20 crates in one match
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Go offscreen and recover
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Slide a HELLA long time!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
